"to pee or not to pee"

-me whenever I’m lying in bed in the perfect position and need to pee (via clestroying)

(Source: nutellabaron)


canadad:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

"Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon, and each month it cries for a love it will never touch."

-Anonymous (via psych-facts)

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

(Source: thotbots)


White nights by (Juanfer Penagos)

puppyclub:

alargebeardedman:

amporafest:

simonbitdiddle:

sherridea:

doctorsxperiment221b:

“I love this twee”

“My twee”

“This twee is mah fran”

“Dis twee has a flavour”

“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

"Twee is mah pweshus"

What the fuck is wrong with you guys

(Source: hiddenlex)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them